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"Hold it! Hold your fire! Our shift just ended...."

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"Paper or plastic?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Newton's Law and Order.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'Our crime figures are down!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Law 'N' Order

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Noir kitty.