Crime Drama Viewer Mugs

"Hold it! Hold your fire! Our shift just ended...."

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Slow Night

Next camera crew 5 mins

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Paper or plastic?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Newton's Law and Order.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

Al Pacino

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Law 'N' Order

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Noir kitty.