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"Frank here used to teach high school physiology, so if you value your Zygomatic arch or your Alveolar margins, you'll start talking."

Man queuing to rob a bank.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Bribery and Corruption.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Law 'N' Order

'Our crime figures are down!'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Noir kitty.