Crime Documentaries Gifts

'That fugitive looks just like our financial advisor.'

"Quick Edna, your Sidney's on the telly"

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"It's a Plodcast!"

"Your smartphone knows too much!"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Joan Hickson

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Live Stream

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Now that's a win."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Next camera crew 5 mins

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Slow Night

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Police film evidence

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

Cinéma Vérité

Miami Mice

He loves the water.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'