Crime Series Watcher Pillows

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Billy & Whitey Bulger

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Joan Hickson

"#notguilty."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Before the riots/after the riots

Miami Mice

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Police lineup

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Back in 2 to 5 years.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"It was me who did it!"

Doughnut Criminals

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'