Crime Series Pillows

"You think he's your friend? He's in there right now ratting you out."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

CSI: Shakespeare.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Joan Hickson

"Now that's a win."

"Puss in cement boots"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

The Philip Marlow family

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Star Wars Audience

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Slow Night

Next camera crew 5 mins

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'