Detective Drama Watcher Mugs

Supermarket store detectives.

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Violence on TV.

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"Of course it's a rerun...it's a history channel."

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

Mafia Shrinks

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Joke Shop.

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

Mafia's car

Aflac Fan and Matlock Fan Argue

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."