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'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Trump! The Musical

A boy acting suspiciously

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Macbeth: Take Two

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

A pretention of playwrights

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Midsummer Night's Dream

Shakespeare's Brain

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'