School Drama Detective Gifts

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Trump! The Musical

A boy acting suspiciously

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Macbeth: Take Two

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

A pretention of playwrights

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Midsummer Night's Dream

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'