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'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Newton's Law and Order.

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"He did it!"

A spy

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Crime Writer's Society.

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Agatha Christie

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

"The butler did it!"

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"