Drama Detective Pillows

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"Nothing's gone wrong in the last hour. That can't be right."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"It doesn't look too good for Nick and Ashley!"

"Hear the news? Our neighbour has just run off with someone's wife!"

Un Ballo in Maschera murder

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'You know too much!'

A boy acting suspiciously

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

Mikado

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Theatre Crowd

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Mikado

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."