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Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"And do you, Jane, take Hank or the mystery box your mother is holding?"

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

The Grim Peeper.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"I always feel like I'm missing something."

He looks so natural lying there...

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"It was me who did it!"

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

'He's been shot!'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'