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Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"And do you, Jane, take Hank or the mystery box your mother is holding?"

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

The Grim Peeper.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"I always feel like I'm missing something."

He looks so natural lying there...

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

"It was me who did it!"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

The Raven - The Study at Night

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'