Identity Mystery Fans Mugs

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

'He's been shot!'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll