Mystery Fanatic Mugs

"Impressive. What's your process?"

Pillow talk gets real

"It was me who did it!"

"Looks like this guy's been put away...in a manger."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

The Fourth Little Pig

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

The tooth fairy.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Characters jumping out of a book.

Boy and Bear and Monster

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Warrior Woman

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

He looks so natural lying there...

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'