Mystery Fanatic Gifts

"Impressive. What's your process?"

Pillow talk gets real

"It was me who did it!"

"Looks like this guy's been put away...in a manger."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

The Fourth Little Pig

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Characters jumping out of a book.

Boy and Bear and Monster

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Warrior Woman

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Newt sale

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

He looks so natural lying there...

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"