Mystery Aficionado Gifts

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

'We know the elephant died when he jumped off the roof. But the other guy? It's a mystery.'

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

Mystery Writer's Book Signing...Tell the Author How You Could Have COme Up With A Better Ending, 4-6pm.

A man eats wearing a bib with another diner pictured on it.

"Did I forget my gloves in here?"

The recognition

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Russian spies

"Look! I see an abbreviated version of Disney's Bambi."

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

Police Line Do Not Cross

Daphne du Maurier.

Mittens watched from the corner - secure in the knowledge that no one would ever suspect the cat.

'Tony, what do you do with all this piano wire?'

'Yeah - someone's put the finger on 'im, no mistake.'

Nursery crimes #1 "We think we found the murder weapon Sir"

'My Lady it would appear there is still life in him.'

"So, what are YOU running from, Charlie?"

'Good heavens, Holmes - now Inspector Lestrade has resigned.'

Robert Louis Stevenson.

In a library a spy reads in the mysteries section, lovers in romance novels, a monk in religion, and a space alien in sci-fi.

Join our 'Conspiracy Theory' Book Club.

'This must be the one that baffles all the experts...'

'The question is. . . did he fall or was he pushed?'

"I'm reading a mystery. It's a mystery how they can charge $35 for this book."

"Oh, I'll get away with it - they'll blame it on a deer hunter!"

Mueller Report Disappearing Act

Dashiell Hammett

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

Spoilers from the Da Vinci Code

"It's a terrifically gripping detective thriller, but we were wondering if you could make it Swedish."

"Can't Yelp rate dry cleaners in order of how good they keep their mouth shut?"