Mystery Connoisseur Gifts

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

The Philip Marlow family

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Bathroom Fairy

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Imagine

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'