Conspiracy Connoisseur Gifts

'What do you think of my conspiracy theory NOW?'

Things You Should Know About...

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The Philip Marlow family

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Conspiracy Cat

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

World Financial Mafia

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Crime Writer's Society.

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

Conspiracy Theory Books

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"My bouche was not amused."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"