Conspiracy Enthusiasts Gifts

"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Conspiracy Theory Books

"I can't decide what not to wear today."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Conspiracy Cat

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Area 51: The Inside Story

Facelook

World Financial Mafia

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

The Raven - The Study at Night

We have control of you brain.

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"