Conspiracy Enthusiasts Pillows

"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Conspiracy Theory Books

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Conspiracy Cat

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Area 51: The Inside Story

World Financial Mafia

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

The Raven - The Study at Night

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Mars Rover

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

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