Conspiracy Plot Enthusiast Pillows

The Jew and Morris both begin to understand each other

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Conspiracy Cat

World Financial Mafia

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

Conspiracy Theory Books

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

10 commandments

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"We need a plot twist."

Mars Rover

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

Roswell 1947

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."