Conspiracy Lover Pillows

'And so, in closing, I believe we ought to launch a more vigorous membership drive.'

February, March, April...

'There is no Father Christmas. It was on wikileaks.'

Alarmist Clock

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Conspiracy Cat

World Financial Mafia

Area 51: The Inside Story

Facelook

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity

Conspiracy Theory Books

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

We have control of you brain.

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Mars Rover

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

"I keep thinking someone's following me."

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"