Conspiracy Theory Enthusiasts Pillows

'I had my homework all finished, and members of a vast right-wing conspiracy broke into the house and took it.'

Bermuda Triangles

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

Conspiracy Cat

Area 51: The Inside Story

World Financial Mafia

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Facelook

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Conspiracy Theory Books

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Jean Philippe Rameau

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Secret Agent Men

"Read a little about it"

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Mars Rover

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

Alien Mount Rushmore

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.