Conspiracy Theory Enthusiasts Mugs

'I had my homework all finished, and members of a vast right-wing conspiracy broke into the house and took it.'

Bermuda Triangles

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Conspiracy Cat

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

World Financial Mafia

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Conspiracy Theory Books

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Jean Philippe Rameau

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"Read a little about it"

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

Mars Rover

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."