Conspiracy Theory Enthusiast Mugs

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

Qanonanon

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

The Warren Commission investigates the Grassy Knoll Theory.

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Can I interest you in a hat? Maybe something in tin foil?"

Paranoia

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

Obama Snoop.

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

'And the NRA puts a chip in every gun. . . then they send random signals and those guns start killing people.'

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'Well, I heard that your so-called jump over the moon was actually filmed in an Arizona desert.'

"The Chinese global warming hoax!"

"Relax. I'm checking for a wire."

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"You were there, Sadie....Did King Arthur really exist?"

Q University

“I know a guy who knows a guy who knew this guy who knows two guys who knew our guy — trust me, it’s a piece of cake.”

The Anti-Agent

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Bermuda Triangles

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Alien Assumption

"Walt Disney on ice."