Conspiracy Theory Enthusiast Gifts

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

Qanonanon

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

The Warren Commission investigates the Grassy Knoll Theory.

Flat Dog Society.

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Can I interest you in a hat? Maybe something in tin foil?"

Paranoia

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

Obama Snoop.

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

'And the NRA puts a chip in every gun. . . then they send random signals and those guns start killing people.'

Big Brother Attacks Your Brain,

'Doctor Luftkopf is working on a United Field CONSPIRACY Theory.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'Well, I heard that your so-called jump over the moon was actually filmed in an Arizona desert.'

"The Chinese global warming hoax!"

"Relax. I'm checking for a wire."

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"You were there, Sadie....Did King Arthur really exist?"

Do you think the moon is real? Well

Q University

"It's actually a device for tracking Satanic Hollywood paedophiles."

“I know a guy who knows a guy who knew this guy who knows two guys who knew our guy — trust me, it’s a piece of cake.”

The Anti-Agent

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Bermuda Triangles

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'