Conspiracy Theory Fan Pillows

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Area 51: The Inside Story

Bermuda Triangles

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Conspiracy Cat

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

Facelook

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

World Financial Mafia

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Conspiracy Theory Books

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

We have control of you brain.

Mars Rover

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"I keep thinking someone's following me."

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."