Conspiracy Buffs Gifts

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

"People worry that there aren't any journalists to cover local issues anymore. But I reckon that's just another example of fake news."

"My mistake. It turns out Elvis was on Pluto the whole time."

"Well, let's give it a shot. . . I hear it's a sanctuary city."

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green on Masks

Bermuda Triangles

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Conspiracy Cat

Facelook

World Financial Mafia

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Area 51: The Inside Story

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

Conspiracy Theory Books

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

We have control of you brain.

Mars Rover

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"