Conspiracy Theory Buffs Gifts

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

UFO Sighted In Cartoon!

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

Bermuda Triangles

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Conspiracy Cat

World Financial Mafia

Facelook

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

Area 51: The Inside Story

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Conspiracy Theory Books

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Mars Rover

Secret Agent Men

We have control of you brain.