Conspiracy Buff Gifts

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

"Nessie's been abducted by aliens."

"Good, good … you are now entering a deep state."

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Flat Earth society Bus Trip

"That's what they want you to believe."

"Stay tuned, aftwe the break we'll be back with a list of all today's conspiracy theories that are trending online."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'I don't buy any of those conspiracy theories.'

'Who believes this nonsense?'

"I write reactionary half-truths and broad generalizations, therefore I am."

Flat Earth Society

"And how are we sure that's a Jewish space laser?"

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

How conspiracy theories start...

"I had an epiphany. Trump is really a French robot sent to punish us for our relentless gallophobia."

You Are Here...The Next Conspiracy Theory Loony Is Here.

"She's been obsessed with the JFK assassination since she heard about the grassy knoll."

"It's disappointing that even the secret shadow government can't get anything done."

"He's a very subtle whistleblower. He uses wind chimes."

In The Basement of the CIA

"I knew it! It's those b*****ds at Netflix!"

"There's something fishy about this company. Starting with the flounder...er... founder."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Celebrity Covid19 conspiracy theories abound

"Detective, of course I have buffalo horns - I am a buffalo! I've never been to Washington D.C., nor to the Capitol!"

Jesus was an alien

DIMINATI

Pentagon: No Evidence for the Existence of Aliens!

"First rule of conspiracy - theories, dude, at least make them part-plausible!"

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order."

"So, what other hobbies do you have besides spying on your neighbour?"

Quote du Jour: Marjorie Taylor Greene