Conspiracy Theory Fans Gifts

"Relax! It's October 31st. What could be a better day to escape?"

Bermuda Triangles

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

Conspiracy Cat

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

World Financial Mafia

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Facelook

Area 51: The Inside Story

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Conspiracy Theory Books

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Read a little about it"

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Mars Rover

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Secret Agent Men

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

Alien Mount Rushmore

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

President Trump blames loss of gravity on Democrats and China."

"Now there's one less conspiracy theorist in the world - or is there?"