Conspiracy Curious Gifts

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Bermuda Triangles

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Conspiracy Cat

Book Thief in True Crime Department

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

World Financial Mafia

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Sunset

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Conspiracy Theory Books

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

We have control of you brain.

Mars Rover

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"