Suspense Aficionado Gifts

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

The Anti-Agent

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Barks in code.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Night of the Zombonies.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Cheeze Wiz.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Horror Stories.

The Philip Marlow family

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Channelling on the Cheap