Suspicion Aficionados Gifts

'Your suspicious nature is going to cost you an extra fifty dollars a month.' - ACME Insurance Co.

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Desert Island BBQ

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Clandestine cows.

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Houdini.

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

A spy peering round the corner.

"Returns"

Rattache

"Abra-Viagra."

Ian Fleming

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'