Illusion Aficionados Gifts

"Returns"

"Abra-Viagra."

I'm the illusion fairy. Every time you lose one, put it under your pillow and I'll pretend to give you a dollar.

Woman sawed in half

'Are you even in there? Where are you 'Magic', when I REALLY need you?!'

"Mr. Daniels, I'd like to talk to you about the disappearance of several young ladies."

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Magic Tricks

"Extreme miming"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"We're here, Harry."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Artist chained to his drawing.

"So, how's your other half?"

Famous Optical Illusions!