Illusion Enthusiast Gifts

"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?"

"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

'That's my trick knee.'

Man falling down neverending staircase.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."

'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Magic kit - make anything mysteriously disappear.

"It must be a trick of the light."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Magician pulls snake out of hat.

"I'm sorry, I'm either in a meeting or away from my hat..."

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Mirror, mirror...

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Houdini pulls a rabbit out of his mail box.

"Hey! Guess what?"

'Pick a business card.'

Magic mushroom

'Ms Garms, is my desk getting bigger or am I getting shrimpier?'

Health and Safety.

A businessman saws a woman in half.

Zorbini knew it was time to start using hare color when they were turning gray faster than he could pull them out.

'I will now attempt to get out of jury duty.'

An woman made from an optical illusion uses her fingers to create another optical illusion on a wall for a child,

Man sees optical illusion stanchions at MC Escher Bank.

Mountain Climber sees man performing Indian Rope Trick.

"O.K., that's pretty cool. Who's doing that?"

"Boy, this guy is good!"

'I get vertigo when I look back.'

David Blaine, Age 60

'I can't believe you think that hypnotist was for real.'