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"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?"

"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

Man falling down neverending staircase.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."

'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Hey! Guess what?"

A businessman saws a woman in half.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"I'm sorry, I'm either in a meeting or away from my hat..."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Mirror, mirror...

'Ms Garms, is my desk getting bigger or am I getting shrimpier?'

Magician pulls snake out of hat.

Magic mushroom

'Pick a business card.'

Health and Safety.

David Blaine, Age 60

Optical illusions.

An woman made from an optical illusion uses her fingers to create another optical illusion on a wall for a child,

"O.K., that's pretty cool. Who's doing that?"

'I can't believe you think that hypnotist was for real.'

Smoke and Mirrors

False Perspective.

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

Lost and found at a magician's convention

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'

'I'll have another scotch and my chimera will have a Cosmo.'

'I will now attempt to get out of jury duty.'

"Boy, this guy is good!"

Mountain Climber sees man performing Indian Rope Trick.