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"You look tired. Have you been sawing another woman?"

"Nothing up my sleeve, nothing in my hat—what do you expect in this economy?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Magic Tricks

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'No sniffing.'

Young Houdini

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Artist chained to his drawing.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"We're here, Harry."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"So, how's your other half?"