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'Your suspicious nature is going to cost you an extra fifty dollars a month.' - ACME Insurance Co.

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Desert Island BBQ

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Clandestine cows.

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

A spy peering round the corner.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

"Returns"

Rattache

Houdini.

"Abra-Viagra."

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Ian Fleming

The Hypnotato,

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."