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"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Rats leave a launching ship.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Returns"

"Abra-Viagra."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Net Zero Superstitions

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

Superstitious Black Cat

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'