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"Whoa! Almost stepped on a crack."

I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile. We're out chrysanthemum. I've had chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well. Are you trying to kill me? Are all old folks this superstitious? Superstition's always worked in the past.

The number 13 was unlucky for Humpty Dumpty. One Dozen Eggs. Crush-proof package. We just filled the last spot --- Take a seat on the wall, Mr. Dumpty.

Rural Life - '... and to think that today it is St. Medardus Day! ...'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

Bad Luck.

And then one day...

'It's been seven years bad luck.'

Five black cats and a superstitious woman.

"Oh, 5 is his lucky number."

"Oh, bad luck."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

Net Zero Superstitions

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

"Two for Joy."

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Not another gooseberry bush!"