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Three Balls, No Waiting

Investment consulting is based on nothing but serious logic.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Quantum Psychic

'Your future looks charming.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Wiccapedia.

"Who's there?"

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

Net Zero Superstitions

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

Superstitious Black Cat

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

Rational explanations

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

'I'm screwed...'