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"Baldo, one of the foremost laws of economics is that when money begins pouring in...it starts pouring out."

'It's a new system. I step on some cracks, and I don't step on others.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Rats leave a launching ship.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

Net Zero Superstitions

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

Superstitious Black Cat

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Not another gooseberry bush!"