Superstition Guru T-Shirts

"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"Two for Joy."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Net Zero Superstitions

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

Superstitious Black Cat

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."