Superstition Guru Pillows

"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

Net Zero Superstitions

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

Superstitious Black Cat

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

'I'm screwed...'