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Guy in Opthamology Store Room getting Evil Eyeballs.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

Net Zero Superstitions

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Superstitious Black Cat

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'I'm screwed...'

Rational explanations