Superstition T-Shirts

'I'm not superstitious either, but those were the three days Harris wore his lucky socks.'

It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

'Capricorns have all the luck.'

Good Luck!

'Isn't it true that you deliberately stepped on a crack because you were angry with your mother for giving you a time-out on the day in question?'

Obvious problem

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'Darling, if no one likes to see us together then that's THEIR problem!'

"Golf Myth #104 - Lucky Pants."

'A Hole In One!'

"Tia Carmen, we're going to the park."

'Are you sure it isn't Friday the thirteenth ?'

'Breaking her back is a bit violent. How about just breaking your mom's good dishes?'

'How much do you weigh?'

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

Superstitious Black Cat

Palm reader reading a palm tree.

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

'The wife made a good point and I was stupid enough to say 'Quick, knock on wood!' '

'Don't look into the mirror above the bed - I don't want seven years bad luck!'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods.'

'Ooh! A penny!'

A terrifying alignment of bad omens, or 'just plain coincidence'? You be the judge!

"There could be any number of causes for this condition. Perhaps he broke a mirror, or he walked under a ladder, or spilled some salt..."

Five black cats and a superstitious woman.

"This is a heck of a way for a Pisces and an Aquarius to end up."

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'Do you believe in omens?'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"Oh, 5 is his lucky number."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'