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"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

'Rapture, 21st May' - 'Armageddon, 21st October' - 'What a load of old nonsense!' - 'And what return date do you want the flight?' - 'Let's say... 20th October'

"Carmen, you got another lucky rock?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Rats leave a launching ship.

Crystal Ball Plug

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Net Zero Superstitions

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'