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"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."

Rational explanations

"Ouch!"

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"

"Trust me, a horseshoe won't bring you luck: I have four and look where I am now..."

'Did you really? - I broke a chain letter, too.'

'Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!'

"This is your mother? She looks like a *&**&^%$?%^& to me! Awwwk! Awwwk!" "I bought him from an email ad...they said if I didn't I would have seven years bad luck."

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

"Why don't you accept Jesus just to be safe?"

Govt. UK led by Seance

"A black cat? Are you serious?!"

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How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."